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They had seven hundred and thirty-six horses, two hundred and forty-five transport beasts, we have less.
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Like most funeral directors, we use up market limousines for that final journey, I guess it's because the bereaved like to see what they are paying for, and we like driving big luxury cars. All of our vehicles are guaranteed to smell of polish, mainly because we spend more time cleaning them than we do actually using them.
Our hearse service is ideal if you wanted to drive the coffin past your house, it's your money spend it how you like.
We have an additional silver fleet, ideal for those not wanting the regulation black look for their funeral, after all, not everybody is upset to see some people dead, and this could be just the option, balloons extra.
We DO NOT have a pink hearse available and never will, if that notion had crossed your mind when arranging your funeral you've come to the wrong place, you may even need serious psychiatric help.

Transport from death bed to our facility is also in some style.
Our Mercedes fleet of funeral cars.
Mondeo hearse, for common people. Our Jaguar hearse and limousines may be a little down market for some, but we do have 5 other top marques available, all at equally inflated prices.
There are a few old Rolls Royce’s knocking around for that extra stuck up look.
Jaguar hearse, phone for prices
REGRET
Horse drawn hearse Due to unforeseen circumstances we have had to withdraw our horse drawn hearse option until further notice, maybe forever if we find a buyer for the hearse. Pedigree Chum bought our dead horse for £80, for that money the other horse better watch his back. For Sale, horse drawn hearse
 
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