Saying goodbye to a loved one can be a sad time, I remember when my son went off to school camp for a week, so saying goodbye to a dead dearly departed one must be really difficult. That is why we introduced a new style of chapel of rest to Southampton, a drive through one, it enables you to say goodbye without leaving your car.
We are proud to be the first funeral service outside of Japan to adopt a fully automated chapel of rest system.
Built at a cost of over £750,000 we are sure this will become a great asset to our ever growing Chapel of rest business. We recommend a compulsory £10 donation before viewing.
The new building may only be of modest appearance, but is in fact three storeys deep, inside is a Matsushitty space saving Japanese car park, this has been modified to hold up to 250 bodies, all lying in their luxury looking chilled display “cells” based on Japanese micro hotels. They are ready to be displayed at either the drive through viewing window or if you can be arsed to get out of your car, in the luxury private viewing room complete with scented candle.
Our unique "One-Touch®" system means that once the loved one has been loaded into their cell we need never touch them again, underground conveyors will send them to our funeral chapel at speeds of up to 40 mph in the coffin of choice, (due to some "technical difficulties" some bodies may arrive in a far cheaper coffin than that purchased, this will be corrected only if the bereaved notice).