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Drive through Chapel of rest.
Saying goodbye to a loved one can be a sad time, I remember when my son went off to school camp for a week and that was sad, so saying goodbye to a dearly departed one must be really difficult. That is why we introduced a new style of chapel of rest to Southampton, a drive through one, it enables you to say goodbye without leaving the comfort of your car.
We are proud to be the first funeral service outside of Japan to adopt a fully automated chapel of rest system.
Built at a cost of over £750,000 we are sure this will become a great asset to our ever growing Chapel of rest business. We recommend a compulsory £10 donation before each viewing.
The new building may only be of modest appearance from outside, but is in fact three storeys deep, inside is a customised Matsushitty space saving Japanese car park, this has been modified to hold up to 250 bodies, all lying in their luxury looking chilled display cells based on Japanese micro hotels. They are ready to be displayed at either the drive through viewing window or if you can be arsed to get out of your car, in the luxury private viewing room which comes complete with scented candle.
Drive through chapel view
Our unique "One-Touch®" system means that once the loved one has been loaded into their cell we need never touch them again, underground conveyors will send them to our funeral chapel at speeds of up to 40 mph in the coffin of choice, due to some "technical difficulties" some bodies may arrive in a far cheaper coffin than that purchased, this will be corrected only if the bereaved notice the difference.
   
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JAPANESE SYSTEM

Japanese funeral staff Hello Kitty
Due to the complex nature of the Japanese written language, we have had to employ three Japanese ladies to run the Drive Thru chapel of rest for us, they have some knowledge of the English language too, which is more than can be said of many Polish immigrants who come to us for jobs.
If you wanted to view a departed family member, we suggest you show a recent photo of the deceased to our control team, it could save you some time as sitting at the display window viewing over 200 bodies until you find your loved one can become tiresome, unless you like that kind of thing.
It's been noticed that larger the donation to the Tenpasenta Church the faster your loved ones body is located and brought to the viewing areas, funny that, especially as each body is given its own number in the first place.
A driver's window height cash dispenser is available at the entrance, if you drive a 4X4 that's your fault, get out.
Mortuary system Here you can see project manager the Right Reverend Graham the vicar as he points out some of the inner workings of our bespoke drive thru chapel during construction in 2008. To comply with building regulations it has state of the art water sprinkler system added at an added cost of £54,000 in case of fire, which is ironic when you think most bodies are going for cremation anyway.
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FISH AND CHIPS

Spar Fish and Chips Funeral food
Contrary to public health and hygiene regulations, we offer freshly cooked fish and chips, hand microwaved while you wait.
What better treat than to have a portion of Spar own brand fish and chips as you view your dead relative.
ONLY £15.00! Tartar sauce £1.22p
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