Green funerals

GREEN

"For they will soon fade like the grass and wither like the green herb", but for a price.

ECO

E-CON

BE SEEN ACTING GREEN.

Fed up with the Green Brigade pushing their ideals into every corner of our lives? That's why we have developed the new E-con coffin cover, these poorly made cardboard boxes will enclose even the most expensive golden casket, giving onlookers the impression that a green burial is in progress, little knowing that within is a Premium funeral customer giving the finger to the eco warriors with this great eco con. £450.

WOODLAND

Here at Tenpasenta Church Premium funerals, we enjoy taking advantage of money making opportunities, however when it comes to environmental issues we still have some ethics, true we do sell the all new E-con coffin box (only £450), and we don't worry too much about the twenty odd cubic metres of gas we use to cremate a body, or any carbon emissions for that matter, we can't see any of that, but what we can see is the damage that local councils are doing by their greed and mismanagement of cemeteries in our area, pack 'em in, pack 'em tight, then let the bereaved turn the grave into virtual carnival stands....

We hate modern cemetaries

Sites like this are a thing of the past.

We have always felt that that older cemeteries and Churchyards had a classic quality, somewhere you felt the dead really were at peace, something that cannot be said of newer temporary dumping grounds around the country.
It is for this reason we will not bury at these council run sites, the fact that councils charge a fortune that could eat into our own profits, and the fact that local monumental masons will not agree to our 60/40 cut on headstones is of only minor consideration.
All of our current Premium burials are Green.
If a modern cemetery does appeal to you, our budget cemetery will be right up your street, visit our budget funerals site for details.

NEGLECT

The Tenpasenta Grave Neglect service.

The Tenpasenta Green burial grounds are spread over five acres of relatively flat fields, each year we aim to plant in rotation Christmas trees, the other rest will be beautifully cut lawns ideal for our staff to picnic on during the summer months.
However if you feel a well-kept grave is not in keeping with the ideals of a Green burial, we offer a unique Neglect service.
For only £90 per year we guarantee to neglect your grave, any signs of fresh flowers will be removed and the grass allowed to grow wild.
Opposite you can see one of our many projects of neglect, this one is done under a £42,000 annual contract to Southampton City Council to neglect chosen parts of the Old Cemetery in Hill Lane.
We currently have 657 other projects on-going around the country, with many more to follow.