|If you are on your last legs, or just don't trust your family to give you a good send off, why not pop into our Bitterne branch, and sign up to one of our our UPFRONT® prepaid funeral prepayment plans.
These simple plans will cover all costs involved in having you disposed of either by cremation or green burial.
Feel free to go through our catalogue of headstones and coffins, even pick the style of hearse you'd like, kid yourself into thinking we're actually going to use any of it, remember that inflation can, and will effect your payment plan, what would buy you a full funeral today may only pay for a pair of fluid resistant coffin knickers in 30 years time, pay us much more if you can, and possibly guarantee what you choose is what you get.
If you have surviving family who will be attending your funeral, rest assured that they will see all of the great funerary items you have bought in advance with your UPFRONT® funeral plan, many may be surprised however at what cheap crap you actually chose.
We will tell you after your death during the possible embalming the actual cash value of your UPFRONT® premium, so no excuse in saying you were not warned.
You can pay us monthly with an UPFRONT+® payment plan (APR 278.3%) however if you were to die before paying the minimum £2000 , you can go whistle, no refunds. Visit our budget funerals page for under payment options.
Choose the right plan for you: Gold, Silver or Bronze.